There are a few reasons I'm shameless today. The first, and arguably most damning is this: I have spent approximately one hour researching velvet camo blazers online trying to find a photo of the one Brad Paisley wore last night at the 45th annual CMA Awards. I am ashamed to admit that I couldn't find a picture of the exact one, but I think this one comes close. Brad's was velvet, therefore inherently better, but I'm pleased to note that I could indeed buy a camouflage blazer if I wanted. Also, in my vast research, I came across an amazing Christmas gift that I would like to receive, should anyone like to get it for me:
This is from a website called Camo Formal. The sash comes in several different colors, including Hunter's Orange. I am partial to the red because I think it's more Christmassy.
Being a true Arkansawyer, I know my fair share of people who have gotten married in camouflage dresses, and needless to say, if I had a do-over for my own wedding, I would surely jump on that bandwagon. As it stands, I will wait until someone gifts this little ditty to me, and then I'll wear the hell out of it. That is a promise.
My second round of shamelessness is actually not my doing, but that of my friend from high school. She is launching her very own print magazine and without an ounce of shame in her very being, asked me if I'd like to blog about it. While I fully support everything she is doing, and am beyond proud of her accomplishments, I am simultaneously falling down into a pit of despair as I compare her life to my own and see all the ways in which I do not measure up. However, I'm not one to let a little despair, or the fact that no one in roughly 100 miles of her area reads my blog (with the possible exception of my father), come between me and helping out my homies, so here you go:
DEITRA Magazine, everyone's favorite community-supporting, video-sharing, local-artist-sponsoring online journal, is hosting a launch party for their first ever print edition. Music lovers everywhere, as well as those fond of reading while holding tangible objects, can finally delve into the heart of magazine magic as they flip open the glossy cover of DEITRA to find pages jam-packed with news articles, CD reviews and interviews with a diverse group of local artists. Hipsters nationwide will shake their heads with disbelief as their previously hidden gems of the music scene are suddenly thrust into the spotlight, thanks to DEITRA's steadfast support of undiscovered bands.
DEITRA Magazine invites everyone - in every time zone, and every country - to come share in this momentous occasion on Thursday, December 8th, at 9:00 p.m. in the Outland Ballroom in Springfield, Missouri. Come early to pick up your FREE print copy of the magazine, and secure your spot in the front row to hear popular Springfield-based bands such as Assembly Line Gods, VideoVamp, Ewag3, SPiNRaD (featuring Yellville musical legend David Styer), and many more. There is a $5 cover. Ain't nothing in this world worth doing is free anymore. "There is an incredible population of artists in local communities, including musicians, writers, photographers, actors, comedians and more," says the magazine's editor, "and DEITRA magazine wants to bring those talented people out from the underground and put them into the spotlight." Those not in the area should check out DEITRA Magazine online. It's the very least you could do.
Lastly, I'm shameless because I've had this song stuck in my head for the last four hours. Something about the CMA's always brings out the Garth Brooks in me.